If he wins next month’s election, Donald Trump would be the oldest person in U.S. history elected president.
  • IninewCrowEnglish
    52•2 months ago

    America choosing between a healthy younger leader or an elderly, demented, mentally declining sociopath with fascist leanings: …

    … I don’t know what to do!!? … (shaking head in confusion)…

  • @Hobbes_Dent
    37•2 months ago

    “Just inject enough bleach to keep him going past the election and until we can blame his demise on another country or group to justify war.”

    - The leaders right in front of your faces

    • Seraph
      17•2 months ago

      “Oh shit this means we’ll end up with JD Vance?” - The same blind leaders

  • @[email protected]English
    34•2 months ago

    here’s a rundown: his blood type is heinz and his heart is begging for a quick death while the compost heap behind his eyes continues to rot and fill the room with toxic miasma

    • IninewCrowEnglish
      7•2 months ago

      is that you George Carlin speaking to us from beyond the grave?

  • @[email protected]English
    19•2 months ago

    The last thorough report on Trump’s health came in 2019, when he was still president. That checkup classified him as obese with a weight of 243 pounds and a body mass index of 30.4, which raises the risk of heart disease, diabetes and other problems. That report also revealed increased dosages of medication for high cholesterol.

    As for his family history, his father had Alzheimer’s disease late in life

    That, plus an obvious cognitive decline do not paint a pretty picture. If Rs are realistically voting for President Vance, they deserve to know that.

  • Optional
    13•2 months ago

    This is 2016 bullshit. C’mon AP! Dig deep!!

  • Blackout
    12•2 months ago

    His hatred for immigrants is probably the only thing keeping him alive right now.

    • @acosmichippoEnglish
      14•2 months ago

      I’m sure he doesn’t give a shit about immigrants, it’s just one of the cudgels they use to manipulate their poor racist base.

        • @acosmichippoEnglish
          1•2 months ago

          sure, I just think he’s insulated to the point he never has to think about any of them.

  • @cabron_offsets
    11•2 months ago

    Guy’s fucked in the head and he’ll be dead inside of 4 years. And I hope he dies in a supermax.

  • @lennybirdEnglish
    9•2 months ago

    The Moca cognitive test is a complete joke.

    I’ve seen older family members have to take a neuropsych exam that lasted 6-8 hours and there’s no spoofing that.

    Harris should hound Trump to take it.

  • @BigBenis
    1•2 months ago

    Can you imagine the MAGA meltdown if Trump dies of old age before the election/inauguration if he wins? The conspiracy theories will reach a level we’ve yet to witness.

    • @Catma
      3•2 months ago

      That man runs on spite and vengence. With as much as he has and based on Kissinger living to nearly 100 I wouldnt be surprised if Trump makes it past 100.