• Cyborganism
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    1213 hours ago

    Is anyone surprised? Just look around.

    “A GIANT ASTEROID IS GOING TO HIT EARTH AND WIPE OUT ALL LIFE!” says newspaper after not looking up the entire time that scientists told them about it.

  • metaStatic
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    812 hours ago

    “We had to check the calculations because it’s such a big number,”

    Shits on fire, Yo

  • @DarkCloud
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    13 hours ago

    Autumn, Winter, Spring, Summer,

    is turning into,

    Late Summer, Spring, Summer, Fire-Season.

    It’s not looking good for the species.

    “Geez why aren’t people having babies?”

    • @over_clox
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      69 hours ago

      Why aren’t people having babies?

      Last time I busted a nut, it was all colorful microplastic dust… 🤷‍♂️

    • @CitizenKong
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      811 hours ago

      Oh, the world is fine, it’s already its sixth mass extinction event. It is us who are fucked.