• NutWrench
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    101 day ago

    Dear Aliens,

    1. Welcome to Lemmy. And

    2. Stay out of our asses. There is nothing in our asses that is going to save your dying planet.

    Thank you.

    • @DerArzt
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      31 day ago

      …this guy doesn’t speak for all of us. I probably have cure to cancer or something up in there, but don’t go looking 😉

  • @thenextguy
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    122 days ago

    “It took our surgeons two hours just to get the smile off his face…”

  • @dohpaz42
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    102 days ago

    This reminds me that there is a family of people in this world with the last name McAnally. I shit you not.

  • Codex
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    52 days ago

    Feels like there will be an Analyzer in the future to finish this trilogy (until someone thinks of more probing puns).