• thenextguy
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    6 months ago

    “It took our surgeons two hours just to get the smile off his face…”

  • NutWrench@lemmy.ml
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    6 months ago

    Dear Aliens,

    1. Welcome to Lemmy. And

    2. Stay out of our asses. There is nothing in our asses that is going to save your dying planet.

    Thank you.

    • DerArzt
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      6 months ago

      …this guy doesn’t speak for all of us. I probably have cure to cancer or something up in there, but don’t go looking 😉

  • dohpaz42
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    6 months ago

    This reminds me that there is a family of people in this world with the last name McAnally. I shit you not.

  • Codex
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    Feels like there will be an Analyzer in the future to finish this trilogy (until someone thinks of more probing puns).