• JaggedRobotPubes
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    81 hour ago

    Astonishing that there are dipshits who managed to be offended even by this.

  • @[email protected]
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    334 hours ago

    My wife shows me wayyyy more videos on her phone than I show her on mine

    Most of the stuff I share is still images/comics/gifs etc

    • @[email protected]
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      31 hour ago

      Same. It takes a very special video to get me to turn my sound on. Definitely more of a static content feller

  • the post of tom joad
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    If i know you and you’re in my general vicinity youre gonna be watching a YouTube video even if you’re married to someone else i’m a slut that way

  • @[email protected]
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    294 hours ago

    I showed this to my girlfriend and she was like, “I don’t get it, why are you showing this to me?”

  • FenrirIII
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    43 hours ago

    That’s what screen projection is for

  • hissing meerkat
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    154 hours ago

    “I either don’t want people to be interested in or excited about things or I want to gatekeep how they gain their interests”

    • @Moops
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      74 hours ago

      “Even moreso if it’s a man.”

      • @Zess
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        17 minutes ago

        Found some incels 😂😂

  • Ephera
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    256 hours ago

    I believe, it’s possible to marry women, then you don’t have to watch videos on a man’s phone. 🙃

  • pruwyben
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    407 hours ago

    Nah, I’m too Gen X to watch videos on my phone, let me pull it up on my laptop.

  • peopleproblems
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    23 hours ago

    Yeah I ain’t ever getting married again.

    No fucking way. I worked too damn hard to give half my income to my ex for the next few years.

    Y’all can do what you want, but make sure your incomes are comparable. It’s not worth it to be so heavily one sided

  • @Volkditty
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    938 hours ago

    I got married even though it meant waiting for every restaurant meal to be photographed and posted to Instagram before I could take a bite.

    • @[email protected]
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      417 hours ago

      One of those moments when I’m glad my wife cares almost as little about social media as I do.

      • @[email protected]
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        22 hours ago

        Hell yeah. My partner and I only take pictures of meals we’ve made ourselves when we’re super proud, and occasionally when a piece of sushi looks extra good. Neither of us are into social media.

        (Also neither of us make each other watch things on our phones. We just take a note if something sounds interesting and pull it up on the big screen later.)

    • @ChicoSuave
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      66 hours ago

      They are very concerned with the question “What did you have for dinner last night?”

    • @[email protected]
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      51 hour ago

      It’s not gendered behaviour though; not even stereotypically. Works just as well if you flip the genders.

  • @[email protected]
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    648 hours ago

    My wife tells me dad jokes. Really really terrible dad jokes. Ones that make me roll my eyes, and I’m a dad. That’s how bad they are. But they make her laugh so I’m ok with that.

    • originalucifer
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      638 hours ago

      i have a tip to get back at her. whenever her phone rings, make sure you say ‘its for you’. i still find this hilarious after 15 years . she is less amused, but at least im entertained.

      • @[email protected]
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        137 hours ago

        Have you ever said it and it turned out to be someone calling the wrong number? Are you ever worried she’ll flip it on you and conspire with a friend to have them call you on her phone?

        You’re playing a dangerous game, friend.

    • @Jarix
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      17 hours ago

      Please for all that is wonderful in the world start telling me every. Single. One of these.

      Or convince her to just start telling me them. I need the ammo to crush my rivals

  • Flax
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    227 hours ago

    My Chinese girlfriend makes me watch Chinese Xiahongshu (think Instagram reels) videos on her phone with a cracked screen with her. No, I do not understand Chinese.

    • @Protoknuckles
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      57 hours ago

      My wife with Spanish Instagram. But to be fair, I’m on duolingo learning Spanish

      • @[email protected]
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        12 hours ago

        Check out Dreaming Spanish’s method and content (Comprehensible Input)

        Over a year at it and my progress has been amazing. About 1000 hours now. (though I need to do more speaking…)

        I can understand everyday speech, TV shows, books more than well enough to enjoy them thoroughly. I still get lost sometimes but that’s expected at this stage.

      • @ziggurat
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        14 hours ago

        My Filipina wife makes me watch English YouTube shorts. But to be fair, I make her so stuff she doesn’t want also.

      • Flax
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        15 hours ago

        I’m learning Mandarin and I can understand some pronouns

        • @[email protected]
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          24 hours ago

          Honestly its probably helpful then (aside from the cracked screen! Get it repaired)

          Immersion makes learning so much easier. Even if you previously learned it and feel like you forgot, it helps bring things back to the surface so much better imo.

          • Flax
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            34 hours ago

            Sometimes I try and say small phrases to her in Chinese. We’ve already learned to argue in Chinese, lol

            • the post of tom joad
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              13 hours ago

              Have you guys seen Firefly? I always wondered what they were saying and whether their pronunciation was any good