• Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works
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    5 months ago

    The all important exchange with Daffy is missing however… “You jump into the lava with one ring!”

    “No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

    “No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

    “No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

    “NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

    “NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

    “NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

    “NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring! AND THAT’S FINAL!”

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    I would pay good money to watch this. Bugs as Frodo. Porky as Sam. Daffy as Gollum. Marvin the Martian as Sauron. Foghorn Leghorn as Gandalf; Barnyard Dawg as Saruman. Elmer Fudd as Aragorn. Yakko and Wakko as Merry and Pippin. Hello Nurse as Eowyn.

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      They’ll make it, preview audience will love it, some department president doesn’t get it so it’ll be shelved and never released for tax purposes.

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          There’s first going to be a meta Looney Tunes heist movie where the gang steals the movie from a WB vault (inside the water tower) for the audiences to see.

          And it’ll be unreleased too.

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    As Daffy plummets he mutters “it’s mine. all mine.” The lava subsumes him, leaving the ring floating on the lava. As the metal melts and becomes hot lava, the screen image tears and Porky pops up, waving bye. “th th th That’s all folks!” Fade to black. There are no credits.

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      I feel like canonically the volcano can destroy the one ring but Daffy Duck has survived total body disintegratation without issue so would burst out burnt to a crisp and screaming with his tail feathers on fire.

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      he mutters “it’s mine. all mine.”

      I want to hear Daffy or Sylvester saying “my precious!” at least once during the movie

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          Yeah, I got the reference. I just think it would be funny if one of the characters with a lisp would be the one to say “precious”.

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            5 months ago

            Imagine Porky Pig as Gollum.

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    They left out Weathertop.

    When Bugs runs into the Nazgul, he goes into Nazgul drag and seduces the Witch King. He steps around the corner, drops a handkerchief, and calls out yoohoo at the Nazgul, who all start drooling and tumbling over themselves to pick up the handkerchief. Bugs walks passed them, giving each one a little attention and in the process ties their shoes together. After making it around all of them, he drops the handkerchief again and all the Nazgul fight over it, while Bugs zips off the tower leaving his drag clothes behind. One of the Nazgul realizes they were tricked and they all trip over their shoes tied together.

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    5 months ago

    I world watch the hell out of this cartoon.

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      5 months ago

      No, you don’t want to mix depression with psychosis.

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      I think because of copyright stuff. Once LOTR is public domain, it’s free game

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          5 months ago

          actually yes, there are actually some loony toons episodes which are currently in the public domain. So the only thing keeping this from happening is the will to do so.

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        Considering that this is goofy enough to be a parody, it’s fair game now.

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      Better writing than 95% of movies that came out in the last 10 years.