• Lad
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    02 hours ago

    Lmao imagine having a whole day at court because someone had milkshake thrown over them. What a waste of everyone’s time.

  • @BeN9o
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    6914 hours ago

    Calling it an attack feels like it lessens the meaning of the word for actual attacks. The man got wet.

    • Annoyed_🦀
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      2414 hours ago

      No, the charge is assault by beating, which sounds like mr farright got kicked or punched, but nope he got soaked by milkshake. I guess that bring the boys to the yard and he won the seat.

      • @[email protected]
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        1714 hours ago

        I think poor Farage got beat by a paper cup accidentally.

        Thomas Bowen told police she did not intend the paper cup to hit Farage.

    • @fox2263
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      110 hours ago

      Possibly the idea

    • lurch (he/him)
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      214 hours ago

      It kinda looks like she just messed up feeding him. He looks a bit thin. Could have easily gotten away with that excuse.

    • @Paddzr
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      17 hours ago

      Because she admitted it. It also happens to be she’s on OnlyFans! Go figure…

    • r00ty
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      612 hours ago

      I feel she should have at least tried the shaggy defence.

    • @[email protected]
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      4314 hours ago

      She acknowledges that this was an assault and that the liquid would have gone over the jackets of him and others and caused them to get cleaning, but she states that Nigel would be able to afford this.

      • @[email protected]
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        2113 hours ago

        I love this because it is entirely true and she is just being honest. Rich people can afford to have their coat cleaned.

  • @OwlPaste
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    -3713 hours ago

    As much as i think Garage is a piece of human garbage that needs to have a date with a guillotine, throwing anything at anyone is a terrible idea. Its a milkshake now, but what if it was acid? What if the target is lacto intolerant and ends up consuming some? Or a nut allerge with a nut drink? These can be very severe.

    While i agree that Garage sucks, throwing things at people shouldn’t be a solution.

    • Echo Dot
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      127 minutes ago

      You’re right the milkshake could have transmuted into acid in fact I hear that happens all of the time.

      What a complete dipshit you are.

    • @OwlPaste
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      14 hours ago

      Wow you lot are completely missing the point… here let me spell it out for you:

      As much as I hate that person, promoting violence, is not the right solution… please learn to read… jeeze

    • JaggedRobotPubes
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      98 hours ago

      What if instead of Nigel Farage it was a baby and what if instead of milkshake it was me stomping it to death with my big awesome robot mech suit what then HMM

      • Echo Dot
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        126 minutes ago

        Death is one thing but making them sticky. Over the line.

    • CoachDom
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      2612 hours ago

      Throwing things at people is not a solution but guillotine is? I’m not taking sides here, just curious about the thoughts process. Are you arguing that milkshake is not enough?

      • @SacralPlexus
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        1012 hours ago

        What if he’d had an allergic reaction on his way to the guillotine? Wouldn’t that be awful?

        /s

    • @[email protected]
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      1411 hours ago

      It’s all well and good guillotining him, but what if the guillotene was sharp? Someone might get a nasty cut!

    • @[email protected]
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      910 hours ago

      What if it was uranium 235? What if it was a gun instead of a cup? What if what if what if?

    • @[email protected]
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      1412 hours ago

      i would argue that nige should be glad people are civilized enough to only throw beverages at him

      • MrsDoyle
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        312 hours ago

        He did have a banana thrown at him in Barnsley one time, as well as a milkshake. And another time it was a coffee cup. N Going around with such a punchable face comes with risks.

    • @HonoraryMancunian
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      811 hours ago

      What if the target is lacto intolerant and ends up consuming some?

      I think you’re overestimating the likelihood of someone consuming a liquid thrown at them, and underestimating how much milkshake a typical lactose-intolerant person would need to consume to get a severe reaction.