John Kelly, Trump’s former White House chief of staff, is sharing fresh details on his former boss’ perspective, specifically about “Hitler’s generals.”

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      Look, having Hitler, legendary guy, only got one ball they said, took over Europe, real tough guy, real though guy, good speaker, my uncle used to tell me you can’t be as strong as Hitler, but I’m strong, Putin loves me, it’s horrible, badly treated Putin is, defends himself and the left cries “oh, he took my land”, well so what, he was tough, took the land, broke the land, took and broke, that too, and people tell me “sir why are we paying the bill?” it’s because you need a smart president a smart president doesn’t pay those bills, not one bill, not one bill all, one ball, Hitler took over Europe with one ball more than comrade camel-a, what has she ever done, we’re getting destroyed.

      -Trump responding to a question about his economic plan

      • chingadera
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        42 months ago

        It says a lot that I cannot tell this is reality or satire.

  • @Myxomatosis
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    372 months ago

    A serious contender for the office of president, everybody.

    • FenrirIII
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      62 months ago

      The fact that he’s got 50% of the vote is scarier

  • @cabron_offsets
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    Jfc I read that fast and thought it said hitler’s genitals. Which is no less believable than the actual fucking headline. Shit is FUCKED.

  • @[email protected]
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    I misread the title as “genitals” and didn’t skip a beat. I’m not sure if this says* more about me or him.

  • @Carrolade
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    62 months ago

    He’s still waiting for Steiner’s counterattack. Any day now.

  • Roflmasterbigpimp
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    22 months ago

    …He did know that a bunch of them tried to kill Hitler, right? He would not just make shit up in his mind and just believe what he wants, right? RIGHT?!

  • @Allonzee
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    22 months ago

    To paraphrase Donald’s sociopathic idiocy…

    I like generals who weren’t complete failures as generals.

  • @xc2215x
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    22 months ago

    Very disgusting of him.

  • masterofn001
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    On the bright side: at least he didn’t go on at length about Hitler’s genitals.