If he denies he is not the pigeon lady than he admits he is the pigeon lady.

The pigeon lady saved the day, though. So on that basis alone, it couldn’t have been Piers Morgan.

Bollocks, that’s obviously Stephen Fry.

Piers Morgan is forced to deny that he’s a deeply unlikeable, unpleasant, untalented cock of a man for the umpteenth time, and not even he is buying it.