- 200 OK: Life’s fine, but let’s be honest, it’s probably a cached response.
- 202 Accepted: I heard your idea. Will I do anything with it? Probably not.
- 204 No Content: The perfect reply when you emotionally check out mid-conversation.
- 401 Unauthorized: When life keeps asking ‘Who even are you?’ and you forgot your credentials.
- 403 Forbidden: Some dreams are just blocked by permissions you’ll never have.
- 418 I’m a Teapot: Some days, I’m just not built to handle your requests.
- 429 Too Many Requests: Chill, life’s rate limit isn’t as high as your expectations.
- 500 Internal Server Error: When you realize your life decisions don’t compile, and panic mode kicks in.
- 502 Bad Gateway: When your thoughts try to connect to logic, but something goes horribly wrong
- 503 Service Unavailable: My motivation right now is in scheduled maintenance-try again later.
PATCH vs. PUT: Can’t decide if I should make subtle changes or just rewrite my entire existence.
Connection Timeout: Sorry, I lost interest before the handshake even started.
Found on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/DBgjeIhTSLh/?igsh=YzljYTk1ODg3Zg==
417 Expectation Failed: Describes my life too well.
507 Insufficient Storage Is the reason.
It’s like the episode titles for season 4 of Mr Robot:
Ep 401 Unauthorized Ep 402 Payment Required Ep 403 Forbidden
Etc. All relevant to the plot of the episode, too.
402 Payment Required: when they ask you to stay on late
411 Length Required: bad date. Don’t ask
413 Payload Too Large: great date
418
404: common sense not found (honestly it should be called “uncommon sense” instead)
most people i deal with daily have no common sense at all
