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realitista to Comic Strips · 1 year ago

I've misunderstood you, Cobra

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I've misunderstood you, Cobra

realitista to Comic Strips · 1 year ago
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Via Poorly Drawn Lines

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  • apex32
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    Reminds me of the fable of the scorpion and the frog.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog

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      Reminds me of a Buddhist parable, but I’m driving so I’ll post it in a bit. Lol.

      Found it. Not exactly the version I remember. Iirc, the one I heard was from Vivekananda, but same general story. Here ya go

      [ Monk was walking alongside a stream when he saw a Scorpion struggling in the water. Knowing that scorpions cannot swim, he quickly plunged into the water to rescue it.

      Carefully, he picked the Scorpion up with his fingers and walked to the bank. Just when he was about to set the Scorpion down, it turned and stung his hand. The Monk being in pain drew his hand back and as a result the Scorpion was flung back into the stream.

      When the Monk realized what happened, he went back into the water and picked up the Scorpion once again. But just as the Monk was about to set the Scorpion down, he was again stung on the hand by it. This scene repeated several times until the Monk finally saved the Scorpion.

      A little boy was playing by the stream when he witnessed this whole incident. Being confused, he asked the Monk, “Excuse me. Why do you keep trying to save that Scorpion? It stings you every time you try to rescue it.”

      The Monk replied, “Dear boy, just as it is the water’s nature to make me wet, so it is the nature of the Scorpion to sting. And just as it is the Scorpion’s nature to sting, it is my nature to save.”

      ](https://screeble.com/blog/2016/12/16/meaningful-story-monk-scorpion/#google_vignette)

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        • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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          That’s funny, I just had a similar conversation with my priest this morning, when we were discussing the Bhagavad Gita!

      • [deleted] in lemmy
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        Are you there yet?

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          Edited to include it

      • YarHarSuperstar
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        Reminding you to post this! Sounds interesting.

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          Edited to include it

      • cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Are we there yet?

        • AngryCommieKender
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          “FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR REFERENCES, ASMODAI!”

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          Edited to include it

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  • Katana314
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    I’ve misunderstood you, COBRA. I thought you were a handout given to the poor, but when I had a gap in my health insurance you helped me get my medications. /s

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      It’s a bargain at quadruple the price!

  • mEEGal
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    Better Nate than lever

    • Codex
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      Ah, a classic! For today’s lucky 10,000: http://www.longestjokeintheworld.com/

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    Cobra was right. As a poikilothermic critter, a sweater is utterly useless to it.

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      Ah, but you forget, the sweater makes them look hella cute. Just think of all the dates they will score!

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    The scorpion must follow its nature, after all.

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    Nice, another comic with its own rss feed I can add to my list. Thanks!

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    I’ve misundersoof you, COBRA. I thought you were hereos of communism, but when you stole my Legacy I realised you were nothing but capitalist American pigs.

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