this is satire btw
The awful thing about this… I can’t tell if it’s an actual quote or not
It sounds stupid. But political satire died ages and ages ago.
So idk
Animals in a warzone scavenging corpses aren’t exactly new or unique. Of course starving animals will eat a human corpse.
“Suspiciously well-fed dogs of [warzone]” has been an NCD meme for years, starting with a video from Bakhmut I think
Fuck, I came here to say just that
The dog, the myth, the legend. He was quite a chonker for being in a warzone…
“Dear Russian invaders, could you please eat better? I can deal with the blood alcohol, but your aftertaste is just off putting.”
Human equivalent of jello shots.
How many stories do we hear of cats eating their deceased owners?
Lizards also do it. Saw an old mystery show where there was almost nothing left but bones. Tbf tho, he had a fuck load of big ass lizards.
I miss political satire :-(
It’s satire :)
Thanks for saying it was satire. I was about to check.
It’s unfortunate that will live in a time where we have to check whether a candidate for president actually said something like that
Those two idiots deserve each other
Springfield doesn’t sound so bad now!
“I hope that you will eat food, and not be eaten by food.”
-Sophon, Death’s End
I feel there’s a Soviet Russia joke in there somewhere. Maybe something about illegal immigrants too. Can’t quite put a paw on it though.
UP NEXT: Mad libs that make Libs mad.
Tankie big mad tho
See ðis would actually be funny, like an even more brutal version of ð request for Russian soldiers to bring sunflower seeds when entering ð country so ðeir bodies will fertilize nice flower fields.
