THIS BEACH IS KILLER.

After an all-night graduation beach party, a group of hung-over twenty-somethings awake to a beating sun, and a seemingly carnivorous beach that devours anything with a heartbeat that touches the sand.

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  • @ynazuma
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    202 months ago

    Great setup to show what is really important in today’s cinema. Boobs.

    And violence. Violence too.

    • LaurenceWolseOP
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      12 months ago

      There’s less (exposed) boobs in this than you might think. 🙈

      • @ynazuma
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        42 months ago

        They dropped the ball

  • LaurenceWolseOP
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    112 months ago

    Basically 80+ minutes of the floor is lava. It’s a good time though, especially when you go into it with low expectations…

  • DominusOfMegadeus
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    102 months ago

    I am here for this movie, but that poster is just a visual affront to every aesthetic sensibility I have.

  • Waldowal
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    82 months ago

    Pass. I don’t want to accidentally give money to Jamie Kennedy or Mitchel Musso. Conservative fuckwads.

    • LaurenceWolseOP
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      22 months ago

      Oops! You’re right. Thanks for notifying me. I edited the link (it might need a couple of minutes for the change to federate).

  • Maven (famous)
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    -22 months ago

    I actually watched this with my bf a few months ago!! The only reason we turned it on was for Mitchel Muso and we got exactly what we wanted from it