• @RangerJosie
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    122 hours ago

    Social battery has had too many cycles. It runs down quick nowadays.

  • @sachamato
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    43 hours ago

    Reminds me of that movie with Christopher Lee, about a sorcery cult on an island. Can’t remember the name of it! Wonderful movie based on sorcery tales collected by the writers and Lee himself. :)

  • @[email protected]
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    226 hours ago

    Same peeps that don’t chill, message me every now and again that they’re lonely.

    Then decline every invitation I give them.

    • @[email protected]
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      65 hours ago

      Posting memes about how it feels good to be invited, so you should still invite people who decline all the time. As if I enjoy getting turned down non-stop by “friends”.

      • @Dozzi92
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        Yeah, I’ve turned into the one who doesn’t want to go out anymore, but I’m also going out tonight because I know the door swings both ways and that relationships don’t maintain themselves. I think my friends get it, and I get it, and so we remain friends.

  • @[email protected]
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    75 hours ago

    Notice how it’s the guy in the jacket saying everything.

    The one person who doesn’t just hang out, but gives a little micro sermon on how hanging out is wonderful, is the one who wants the group to be a cult.

  • @Jackthelad
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    619 hours ago

    There’s nothing less fun than forced fun.

    • JaggedRobotPubes
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      41 hour ago

      That’s called a party and you just committed culture treason.

      By being right.

      • @edgemaster72
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        233 minutes ago

        Ain’t no party like a Liz Lemon party cuz a Liz Lemon party is mandatory

      • @grue
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        438 hours ago

  • IninewCrow
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    Come join our group because when we die we all get to live together forever and ever and ever … join or we’ll wish for you to die.

    • @DrCake
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      36 hours ago

      I had to double check it wasn’t by the vocal nazi Stonetoss

    • @Smoogs
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      It helps it seem more creepy. Adds to the tongue that seems perpetually stuck out.