• @GrymEdm
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    2 hours ago

    “What do you do?”

    “I’m a nunya.”

    “Do you mean a nun?”

    “No, I mean nunya goddamn business.”

  • @JusticeForPorygon
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    212 hours ago

    “What do you do for a living?”

    “Your mom lmao gottem”

  • @Jerkface
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    131 minutes ago

    AUDIENCE

    BOOO! BOOO!

    NANCY (one hand on her hip, the other defiantly pointing at the audience)

    I do as I please! I do as I please! Y’all don’t know me! I do as I please!