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8 seconds? Is she going up one floor?
Considering it’s only 8 seconds this must be the fastest fucking elevator ever so I’m probably screaming
The elevator is actually out of order, she likes hanging in there, but you leave as soon as you see it doesn’t work
The modern mind is in complete disarray. Knowledge has stretched itself to the point where neither the world nor our intelligence can find any foot-hold. It is a fact that we are suffering from nihilism.
Second 1: introduce myself
Second 2: Andrew Tate pose
Second 3: obtain phone number
Second 4: go on date
Second 5: head home with them
Second 6: get touchy
Second 7: undress
Second 8: get off at my floor because I already came at second 1.
How much?
I’ve probably got somewhere to be, so I’m just hoping you’ll ride the elevator in silence like me.
It’s a bit nipply in here, huh?
This is getting insane. I (somewhat at least) get those “you have 24hs with me” ones but what am i gonna do with you in 8 seconds. Id rather spend 24h with an egirl than 8 seconds with you lol.
Is this elevator always that fast?
(Before hitting either the ceiling or the floor and both dying, probably.)
Absolutely nothing, because I wouldn’t want a stranger to talk to me in an elevator and I was raised to do unto others.
Going down?
Lady in red. It’s a simulation, no experiment is going to show anything worthwhile.
“Look again.”
looks
“Fuck, I wish you’d stop doing that, Morpheus.”
Nothing and just awkwardly stare on the floor or wall, like with anyone else.
Omg girl, you look amazing in that dress. I’m so jealous. Be safe girl and remember to cover your drink.
Literally the only correct answer other than polite silence.
There’s always “hello” and “have a nice day”
