• Kalkaline
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    710 hours ago

    This is false, he used a plastic bag to protect the couch from his semen and lube, the couch was completely unharmed. Please stop spreading these falsehoods that he ruined the couch.

    • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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      24 hours ago

      he ruined the couches’ reputations and that counts for something

  • @finestnothing
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    1712 hours ago

    JD Vance (or at least his staff) called the mayor of Springfield before they said anything about it. The mayor told them there was zero proof that it was happening at all, then Vance went ahead and said it was happening anyway.

    I would argue that the couch surfing/fucking was verified more than the immigrants eating pets story because no one officially said that it was false before it was spread.

  • @[email protected]
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    4515 hours ago

    At first I was like “alright, enough with the couchfucking bullshit. It’s not true and I don’t like lying”.
    Then I read the smaller part at the bottom and you know what? Fair enough.

    • HubertManne
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      410 hours ago

      I mean a lot of people are saying it. A lot of people. You hear it around. I don’t know what its all about but very troubling.

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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      913 hours ago

      It’s not nearly as good with the bullshit at the bottom though. It should have a source that links to another webpage basically saying it’s bs.

  • @[email protected]
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    14 hours ago

    If my eyes were sunken that far into my head, I would also be using eyeliner. No shame in wanting to look good.
    Being Peter Thiel’s little couch fucking bitch on the other hand, that’s pretty fucking weird. Imagine being willing to do and say whatever, regardless of how racist or hateful it is, because there is more money in it.

  • @danc4498
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    314 hours ago

    Omg, he’s going to be the next VP cause him and Trump keep making headlines. Please can we forget these trash piles exist for 1 week?