I know it’s a meme, but if your therapist tells you something like this… change your therapist.

What janky ass therapist is talking about spirit animals?

My spirit animal is the horseshoe crab. They look weird, they don’t do much of anything, but somehow they have survived for 445 million years. So far I have achieved the first two traits…

Isn’t that the animal that’s divorcing J-Lo?

My spirit animal is dead