I’ve this image in my mind of Del boy flogging cheese from a giant wheel in the back of his van

Been wanting so much more out of this story!

• Where was it delivered/received?
• Was this guy working all by himself?
• What was the plan, surely he had to move it somewhere other than the drop off?
• How was he going to sell 24 tons of cheese?! In small bits, here and there? To who? Would he have had to rebrand it?
• Even selling in small lots, surely the unique nature of the product would have been picked up by somebody?
• I read that trust is high in this small market, but 24 tons moved on a handshake?! Details please!

And given all that, it’s no surprise he was quickly caught.

Was it the guy from my high school math problems?

I wouldn’t even want Cheddar if I were paid to take it

24T of Roquefort, now let’s talk