This week I just had a Snickers with moldy tasting nuts. I didn’t checked it for Saurons ring. But that mindset already prevented me finding the letter from Hogwarts between all advertising letters.

Frodo: You can have it if you want.

Lady Galadrial: And instead of a dark Lord you would have me AS A TOOTHLESS AND CHUBBY QUEEN!?

Well don’t tell everyone! Keep it secret, keep it safe

Good luck getting ring-laden sweets away from invisible kids.

I pity any family with two kids who finds the one ring.

Someone’s gonna get Déagol-ed.

I feel deceived!

My Snickers!!!

“No honey, put that back. Thank you.”