• @hakunawazo
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    313 hours ago

    This week I just had a Snickers with moldy tasting nuts. I didn’t checked it for Saurons ring. But that mindset already prevented me finding the letter from Hogwarts between all advertising letters.

  • @Jonnyprophet
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    314 hours ago

    Frodo: You can have it if you want.

    Lady Galadrial: And instead of a dark Lord you would have me AS A TOOTHLESS AND CHUBBY QUEEN!?

  • @GrymEdm
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    23 hours ago

    Good luck getting ring-laden sweets away from invisible kids.

  • teft
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    1223 hours ago

    I pity any family with two kids who finds the one ring.

    Someone’s gonna get Déagol-ed.