cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/21517567

Summary

Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson claimed he was “physically mauled” by a demon in his sleep, leaving claw marks on his body, which he says are still visible. Carlson described waking with intense pain, bleeding claw marks, and an overwhelming urge to read the Bible. He recounted the experience as confusing yet transformative, adding that while he doesn’t expect others to believe him, the incident profoundly impacted him.

    • Rhaedas
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      161 month ago

      Because that’s the punchline. Only when he says it, he has a straight face. He should do standup.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      41 month ago

      I mean I can’t fault him there. My wife and I share a bed with two dogs.

      • @[email protected]
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        241 month ago

        That wasn’t my point. My animals are allowed in my bed too. But if I woke up with scratches I wouldn’t leap to demon.

  • @makyo
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    211 month ago

    Hopefully she comes back to finish the job

  • TTH4P
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    181 month ago

    Doesn’t he admit to sleeping with various puppies and dogs though?

  • @Dorkyd68
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    111 month ago

    I don’t want to live in this timeliness anymore. Can tuckers demons kill me plz

    • @Sterile_Technique
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      111 month ago

      Can tuckers demons kill me tucker plz

      I have no idea what kind of person you are, but your name isn’t plastered all over articles seeking to damage communities in the US, so by that alone you’re orders of magnitude more valuable then Tucker. I vote the demons go straight to the source on this one - no need for you to go down with it.

  • @zoostation
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    11 month ago

    Heather Langenkamp word balloon

  • John Richard
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    -11 month ago

    That guy is gayer than Lindsay Graham. In fact, the demon might have been Lindsay Graham.