Xitting
Xit, Xitting, Xat. Keeping in mind that most people pronounce the “x” as “sh”.
X crementing
Why would anyone pronounce it like that?
Xing
Scissoring
Twitter > Tweeting > Tweet
X > Xcreting > Xcrement?
We can be more subtle about it
X > Xcreating > Xcreation
Xeet - one better than yeet.
I don’t know why Elon musk didn’t just call it tXting
That would have been too smart
Goddamn Twitter is such a dumpster fire
And i love every second of it. Haven’t used that garbage in years.
LeVar Burton Meme > Drake Meme. Time for a new standard.
That just sound like something that should be done in private. Maybe somthing you should consult your doctor about.
Xreeching
Now every body can enjoy eXcreting all the X’s
So glad I Xited right after Musk’s purchase was finalized. My days are freer and my conscience is clear!
The verb tweet was the only thing they had going for them.
Musk’s new designation shall be Xcretus.
"An official xcreeted this morning in response to the allegations saying Uuaauahagh.
People sure are obsessed by an app they supposedly don’t even use.
That’s because Twitter was a widely used common platform, even if you didn’t use it you still got news from there.
So people get annoyed when it got x’ed.
Hold up one second, what do you call posting on mastodon? Masting? Mastering? Mastodoning?
Tooting, it’s what a Mastodon do. Posts in Mastodon are Toots
