No amount of money could ever determine me to so drastically reduce the quality of my life, let alone my sleep.

I don’t think $200k is enough. That’s a lot of sleepless nights just from the itching. It would need to be enough money to afford to run my air-conditioning year round, on top of the mental anguish.

Do I have to keep it on during sex?

I rather die piss poor than not sleeping comfortable.

You people are underselling yourselves.

A thousand a night, indexed to inflation. First year in advance, and then payment every morning after that, with the condition that if you miss one night, it’s all over.

I think the ongoing payment adds a bit of spice to it. Do you set a goal of X dollars and stop then? Will you be ordered by the court to continue wearing it for alimony for your gold digging ex wife that you met in the first year? Will the temptation of easy money for minor suffering slowly drive you insane? Time will tell.

There is not an amount physically possible to attain for me to be uncomfortable for the rest of my life.

1 trillion dollar per day

Enough so that I can pay the AC bill during the night, cause healthy sleep requires low temperatures.

Besides that, I will ask for as much as I can get away with.

Are there any conditions about what I can wear under the sweater? Otherwise, it doesn’t seem terrible.

100K per year if I can stop and lose that continued money at any time.

I can just put a shirt or something between me and the sweater to reduce the scratch

I’m going to say 1millon per month.

half a mil a year. im not greedy

Can I put on a different sweater underneath the wool one? My answer will highly depend on this

I like scratchy wool.

Monkey’s paw twist: Your payment is new printed money, devaluing the currency