• @[email protected]
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    If that bag is about the same size as her head, which for girls averages ~50 cm circumference, then there’s about 2 litres of uranium there. Uranium’s density is 19g / cm3, so that’s about a 40 kg bag she’s lifting in one hand. Strong girl!

    We can also determine that that’s a bag of U-235, because the critical mass of U-233 is only 15 kg, and she’d be in the middle of a mushroom cloud otherwise.

  • @HowManyNimons
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    I’m not sure how context could improve this one.

    • @[email protected]
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      It doesn’t, the rest of the story is not nearly as remarkable as the fact she is casually given an orphan source. Nobody gets heavy metal poisoning or cancer.

  • @[email protected]
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    The irony is that she lives in a world where absolutely everything but that sack is slathered in lead-based paint!

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      The comic implies that this is naturally-occurring uranium, which is a very weak source. Its main danger is heavy metal poisoning, just like lead.

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    I found a red “DANGER ☢️ HARMFUL RADIATION” sack made of thin cloth in the attic. Contains sewing supplies. I don’t have a Geiger counter, should I be worried?

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      That depends. Do you now have trouble sleeping at night because of the glow you’re emanating?

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        Yes but the bag was next to circa 1980s welding rods which I couldn’t help but eat so it might have been the thorium. I can’t take a good photo, it’s all grainy and somehow gets worse with longer exposure.

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      Heh – there is a smartphone app called GammaPix that claims to be able to detect gamma radiation via your phone’s camera, but the reviews are mixed. Still, it’s cheaper than buying a Geiger counter!

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        Old GM tubes are cheap and the electronics are easy enough to make for me. I’d do it if I was actually worried. The noise in the photo is fake but that would be a ridiculous amount.

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          Cool! (I couldn’t tell a circuit diagram from a Circuit City, so I’m stuck paying retail for things like that!)

  • @LemmySoloHer
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    172 days ago

    These sound like lyrics from the Fallout series soundtracks.