• Diplomjodler
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    143 months ago

    But the French fries only have about 100 calories per kilo and you have to spend all day eating and shitting to stay alive.

    • @jaybone
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      153 months ago

      Aren’t we all just eating and shitting to stay alive?

      • @ByteJunk
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        63 months ago

        Entire religions have been founded on lesser revelations.

    • @[email protected]
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      33 months ago

      They also have to eat their shit to properly digest everything because one pass isn’t enough

    • @Noodle07
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      13 months ago

      That just means more French fries, absolute win! Can we make it so we have to drink coke as well?

  • Elevator7009OPM
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    93 months ago

    friend sent this, thought !bunnies might enjoy it

  • @lowleveldata
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    73 months ago

    It’s more like a field of pasta

    • @LouNeko
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      33 months ago

      Old people: Wow, this is so beautiful and real.

  • @CrayonRosary
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    53 months ago

    Yes, but to complete the analogy, you then shit in the french fries and eat your poop.

    • @Kaiyoto
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      43 months ago

      Along with everyone else.

      • @Entropywins
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        13 months ago

        You had me at eating my own shit you don’t gotta make it more appealing

  • @[email protected]
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    33 months ago

    Our rabbit’s “sitting in a field of french fries” would be the cat’s food. If she can figure out a way to reach it she’ll eat the whole bowl.

    • @Anticorp
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      23 months ago

      Doubtful. Cats eat the center and then act like the bowl is empty.

      • Captain Aggravated
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        33 months ago

        my cat doesn’t like cramming her snout in the edges of the bowl so after she’s eaten I’ll scrape whay she left to the moddle and she’ll come back and eat more.

        helps her pace herself I figure. She’s a scarf n’ barfer.

        • @Anticorp
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          23 months ago

          I read that it’s because they don’t like their whiskers touching the edge of the bowl, which seems plausible.

          • Captain Aggravated
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            33 months ago

            and I mean, here’s a popcorn bowl full of stir fry. tie your hands behind your back and chow down.