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Cake day: July 4th, 2023

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  • ByteJunktoLemmy ShitpostYup
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    4 hours ago

    I mean… I’m your typical run of the mill cishet, and my response to femboys would be very confusing if I was some huge bigot with moronic beliefs.

    Except I’m not, so excuse me while GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK


  • ByteJunktoxkcdxkcd #3184: Funny Numbers
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    4 days ago

    Ahahah I experienced only the media narrative, and it did play out exactly as you described it.

    Of course now it comes to reason that many people were actively working to fix the problem, but they never really explained that part on TV.






  • There’s absolutely no way that could have happened. While Sauron was defeated on the slopes of Orodruin, the movie scene where Isildur and Elrond climb to the ledge of the fires isn’t in the books.

    Elrond recounts what happened that day to Boromir, much later:

    Isildur took it, as should not have been. It should have been cast then into Orodruin’s fire nigh at hand where it was made. But few marked what Isildur did. He alone stood by his father in that last mortal contest; and by Gil-galad only Círdan stood, and I. But Isildur would not listen to our counsel.

    ‘“This I will have as weregild for my father, and my brother,” he said; and therefore whether we would or no, he took it to treasure it. But soon he was betrayed by it to his death; and so it is named in the North Isildur’s Bane. Yet death maybe was better than what else might have befallen him.

    There’s no way Elrond could have picked up a grieving Isildur who is holding his dead father, carried him kicking and screaming, and yeeted him off the precipice.

    Imagine, in the hour of such a pyrrhic victory, with Gil’galad and Elendil bodies still warm after their sacrifice, trying to murder the new High King of the Dúnedain and, technically, the ruler of both Arnor and Gondor over having claimed a ring? That’s a whole new war right there between what human and elven armies were still standing…



  • The BBC article covering this “boxing” match is awesome. You can tell right from the title that the journalist wasn’t amused:

    Joshua and Paul earn riches but deliver budget sporting spectacle

    The plot played out in the ring was lifeless - a slow, joyless watch that would have struggled to earn even a charitable rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

    And the ultimate irony is that this spectacle has provided one of Joshua’s biggest paydays and, in all likelihood, his largest television audience.

    With seconds remaining in the fourth round, referee Christopher Young perhaps spoke for viewers around the world when he pulled the fighters together and urged them to engage.

    Directing his comments at Paul, he said: “Fans didn’t pay to see this crap.”







  • ByteJunktomemesLooney Tunes inspired
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    10 days ago

    Ok but that’s just evil.

    They painted it at a T junction, you can see there’s a road coming from the opposite direction, and at night, anybody who’s not local could have fallen for that and just assumed it was normal crossroads.

    There’s also barely, if any, sidewalk in front of the painting, that could at least have alerted the driver.

    It’s pure luck that the guy wasn’t driving fast, or there’d be dead bodies because of this stupid prank. This needs jail time, even if suspended.


  • ByteJunktoMicroblog MemesPlease state the nature of your IT emergency
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    True, but…

    There’s a couple of warning flags in that story - what’s with the “I spend my time making my boss’s life hell”? That doesn’t sound conducive to building a trusting relationship…

    Then there’s how you work through a problem with someone, especially higher management. I’ve learned to not over share the details, because there’s this invisible force that commands them to give an opinion and butt in.

    Just offer calm assurance that you know what it is going on and that you can fix it, and give them an estimate of how long it will take, but double it first. This will give you leeway in case of unexpected issues, and make you look good if you deliver faster.

    One thing they’re good at though is getting you resources. If you need someone else to move, or something to get it fixed, be clear about that and they’ll start making phone calls and make it happen in no time.




  • ByteJunktomemesObserved → Tested → Revised
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    10 days ago

    This is 100% the reason for the documentary in the first place. Quote from the director:

    My dream would be that when people watch it, they take flat Eartherism as an analogy to something they believe in, because it’s so easy to demonize another group or another person for something they think but you’re kind of just as guilty if you do that.

    These are humans, people that are missing something in their lives, and this community and their “secret knowledge” grants them that.

    I see the SovCit movement as exactly the same thing, but when one digs deep enough, maybe one finds the same in the fanatical MAGA crowds, and in the most fervent religious people, and it’s not a coincidence that there’s an overlap in membership between these groups…