• @lemmylommy
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    162 months ago

    JD is with his couch, Donald with his running mate.

  • @captainlezbian
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    122 months ago

    Oh good. Maybe they’ll decide on murder suicide

    • TheLowestStone
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      32 months ago

      Or we’ll get lucky and an meteorite will take them out.

  • @HRDS_654
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    122 months ago

    Will there be spooning involved?

  • Jo Miran
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    112 months ago

    Sucking on that little mushroom?

    The 🍄Trump Toad🍄 suck.

  • Ioughttamow
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    72 months ago

    ‘Speak into the microphone, Don.’ Cooed Elon, stroking his bronzer smeared toupee

  • Black Xanthus
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    62 months ago

    Cute! Nice to them dating again. A bit of netflix and chill might help them both!

  • @Zacpod
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    52 months ago

    Pieces of shit stick together.

  • @Gingerlegs
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    52 months ago

    FaceTiming papa Putin, I’m sure

  • sircac
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    42 months ago

    They have a whole country to rape, preps will be important…

    • @SomeGuy69
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      12 months ago

      Someone should check their amount of baby oil.