Would you be more afraid to meet a bear in the forest late at night, or a woman?
I’d be more afraid to meet the bear in the forest than in the woman because if the bear is able to fit inside a woman, it is likely to be on the smaller side.
I wouldn’t be too worried about a bear, unless it were a momma bear and the cub was anywhere near me. You just leave while facing it or do step 2 of getting a bearskin rug.
A woman in the woods is terrifying. A lone woman, not hiking, not taking photos, not being a Disney princess with the fauna gathering about her in some sort of whimsical aura, just a woman in the middle of the woods and entirely out of context; terrifying. That is the little girl with mathematics books in a city at night full of aliens.
Have I unknowingly intruded upon her witchy domain with no opportunity for recompense and live? Is she a skinwalker? Is she an alien masquerading as a human female for the purposes of luring foolish men to abduct? Is she a demon harvesting souls for some unholy purpose? Does she want to take half my stuff and a quarter of my income for decades? Does she want to have my children? Does she want to put basic bitch letter signs in every room so I know what to do or what room I am in if I were to forget?
Meeting a lone woman in the woods is terrifying.
Is it a female bear?
Depends on the bear and the woman. If I’m choosing between a gorged, sleepy, elderly bear and my bloodlusted ex with a gun, then definitely the bear. If it’s a random 20 year old woman vs. a starving, pissed-off grizzly, gimme the coed.
You get no more context. Black ops dudes have snatched you and are going to drop you into a situation; you get only the choice: bear, or woman.
Do we get the context of ursine or big hairy gay guy or are we going in blind with that too?
Blind. It’s always blind.
I don’t remember who it was, but some historian once said you could estimate how good and fair a time period is by imagining that you are going to be born at random into it. You don’t get to choose your parents, and statistics are the factor - this isn’t a monkey’s paw wish, it’s a random number generator.
In this case, if you pick “bear,” you’re going to get a random bear from all the bears in the world. If you’re a man, you get a random one of the 4 billion(ish) adult women on the planet. Of you’re a woman, you get a random man.
It could be a Giant Panda; it could be a Polar Bear. Statistically, probably some sort of black bear; but it’s random.
Odds are you’re going to get an Asian person: Indian, Chinese, whatever. But you could also get some big, aggressive person magically yanked out of solitary: random.
Would you be more afraid to meet a bear in the forest late at night, or a woman?
If I’m choosing between a gorged, sleepy, elderly bear and my bloodlusted ex with a gun, then definitely the bear.
NGL, it took me a moment to realize you were saying you would rather come across the bear in this situation, not that you would be more afraid of the bear.
smh this is what i get for posting stoned
As a man I mean. I mean the bear might eat you. But either ways, it’s not gonna be a drawn out affair. What about you lice?
Easy, bear. I’m not sure why I’d be afraid of a woman in the woods. Maybe this question is better suited to places where hiking, foraging, all that sort of stuff isn’t really common.
Around here it would be a Black Bear. No worries.
It would be really fucking odd to run into a lone women in the woods.
I dunno. Do I have to rape or kill the woman? /S
You are a stonedsanta. Be careful, that stuff will warp your mind. And one day you will stop, and realise what you lost.
Ah. I use it as medicine for my ADHD friend. It is also an addiction though 💜
