• @vala
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    93 hours ago

    Reminder that life did not give us lemons. We created them deliberately after multiple generations of choosing the most lemon-y lemons.

    • @[email protected]
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      156 hours ago

      I also hear Cave Johnson yelling in my head, good times in deed.

      Tap for info on the quote

      Character from Portal2 game by valve, the quote in full:

      “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

  • @karpintero
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    688 hours ago

    I feel this. Getting tired of living through historical events.

    • @Dasnap
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      257 hours ago

      Jokes on you, I already work in an Amazon warehouse.

      • @errer
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        85 hours ago

        Good news: we’re all working in Amazon warehouses soon

        • @Hackworth
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          55 hours ago

          And live in Amazon housing? See you in the Amazon commissary.

          • @edgemaster72
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            44 hours ago

            “Welcome to Amazon, I love you.”

  • IninewCrow
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    117 hours ago

    Where’s that lemon stealing whore when you need her?

  • @disguy_ovahea
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    7 hours ago

    Life didn’t give you lemons. They’re a citron and a bitter orange hybrid that we created.

    The analogy still stands.