“As a comedian, you have to start the show strong and you have to end the show strong.

Those are the two key elements.

You can’t be like pancakes. You’re all happy at first, but then by the end, you’re sick of ’em.” - Mitch Hedberg

Eh…to be fair, the answer to the question “Do you want to go get pancakes?” is always “Yes”.

Ah hell, now I want pancakes real bad.