• @[email protected]
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        613 days ago

        He’s the type to down fistfuls of Viagra. Hey, maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll overdose and his cock will explode.

        • Justas🇱🇹
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          I’ve heard of old men married to much younger women dying from sex taxing their hearts too much, so that is more likely than you think.

    • no bananaOP
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      3614 days ago

      I’m looking forward to a constant stream of news about tweets xcrements

  • @[email protected]
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    11314 days ago

    On a semi-related note, a friend of a friend got to know a Japanese woman through a mutual friend group, and apparently after finding out that he had some decent culinary skills she texted him “I want to taste your cook”.

  • @ogeist
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    4214 days ago

    Orange man is back to terrorize us all

  • @slaacaa
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    2014 days ago

    Introducing the brand new Amazon Originals animated series:

    The Orange Man and the Nice Lady

  • @aeronmelon
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    1914 days ago

    Jerry Lewis: “All the voting, and the screaming of the orange man, and THE NICE LADYYY!”

    • Coskii
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      May he rest in peace.

      Wait. Brain immediately went Gilbert Gottfried with the all caps nice lady. Ah well, may they both rest in peace.

  • Fontasia
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    1314 days ago

    “Oh you know, how it always ends, feelings of self loathing and despair.”

    • tiredofsametab
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      It’s the verb meaning to be wrong, so, contextually, I think the person made the classic l/r switch mistake, saw the reaction, and asked if what they wrote was incorrect.