• @_bcron_
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    12 days ago

    In other news, travelers have began bottling air themselves, causing bottled air futures contracts to plummet in overnight trading and reach lows not seen since 2009

  • southsamurai
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    1912 days ago

    Great, now President Scroob is going to come and suck it all up

  • @foggy
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    1212 days ago

    Someone’s buying a jar of farts.

  • NoneOfUrBusiness
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    1112 days ago

    Only those who visit Lake Como can want to buy our souvenir; memories are not bought but lived.

    Amazing.

  • Dem Bosain
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    411 days ago

    It’s canned in a factory that reeks of old cement and lubrication.