• sp3ctr4l
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    3 months ago

    Defense Councel:

    Objection, lacks foundation, irrelevant line of questions, this line of questioning will soon call for speculation.

    Judge: Sustained.

    Prosecutory Counsel: Why?

    Judge: Don’t make me hold you in contempt Mr. Toddler.

    • @Klear
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      103 months ago

      Why?

      • sp3ctr4l
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        22 months ago

        Bailiff, escort Mr. Toddler out, muzzle him if necessary.

  • palordrolap
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    333 months ago

    “I don’t know”

    “why”

    “because it is not possible to know everything”

    “why”

    (infinite loop until toddler needs nap.)

    • skulblaka
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      243 months ago

      “Look kid, you’ve pretty much reached philosophical bedrock here and you’re going to need better questions to get better answers. Now go the fuck to sleep.”

    • @niktemadur
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      163 months ago

      (infinite loop until toddler needs nap.)

      “The prosecution rests, Your Honor.”

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      33 months ago

      Pssshhhh, more like until I take a nap.

  • @rockSlayer
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    253 months ago

    I was this way, and then being an undiagnosed autistic 3yo plus 1 too many mild chastisings from my parents made me shy from talking for years. Engage them with a thought provoking flip of the question. “Why do you think food gives us energy?”

    • @Entropywins
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      83 months ago

      A quick thought-provoking because is all I got.

    • @toynbee
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      53 months ago

      I don’t think you’re allowed to do that in court, though.

  • @stupidcasey
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    123 months ago

    Isn’t he so cute and itty-bitty in that over sized coat just makes you wanna prosecute whoever he says.

  • @fox2263
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    53 months ago

    I often think I should offer the services of my toddler out for terrorist interrogations.