“I’m… I’m so ashamed…”

  • @Hobbes_Dent
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    7 days ago

    “And I’m so sick of having to taste his urine before meals.”

    “It comes in sweetened?”

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      257 days ago

      “Why?! Why did I marry a man who’s urine I have to drink?”

      “Mary… you don’t have to drink a diabetic’s urine.”

      “Of course you do, Keith assured me that- OH MY GOD!”

  • @[email protected]M
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    107 days ago

    Why everyone assuming she drinks his urine?
    She could easily chill it and and pour it on iceCream as a topper.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      107 days ago

      Keith insisted it had to be straight out of the hose.

  • @_lilith
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    7 days ago

    If this was written before 1922 that shit was a death sentence. Probably not tho