A chicken is botanically a fruit if you’re high enough to contemplate such things
Nah I get it. The seeds are on the inside of the chicken. I mean I’m also high, but I get it
Bookmarking this comment for later when I’m blazed.
What if the chicken is high, but I’m sober?
I honestly don’t know but it gives me cause for contemplation. I wonder what the chicken would be contemplating in this precarious situation
A stoned chicken would be able to very easily answer-
“Which came first? The chicken, or the egg?”
They would think, “I was an egg before I was a chicken, obviously.”
Get a stool?
(If that’s not funny yet, wait until high and contemplate again:-)
If a chick turns into a chicken, what would a chickenen look like?
I am not, actually.
So Gabriel in Good Omens 2 is just John Hamm showing up on set unannounced?
Modern day genius
As much as I like following them on Mastodon, I might just stop and follow this community instead. His posts constantly clog up my following feed thing.
