“I’m sorry, I can’t unfuck the pineapple”

I don’t know how old this comic is but I’ve seen this joke before in another comic.

Worst bartenders I’ve known would only be virgin by choice, and they would have a hard time with that versus the pushy bar-flies.

Wait, is that another layer of joke?

Don’t worry brother, there was no comma.

Nada colada for those wanting to order one

rizzful people these days got no respect for us virgins smh