• @[email protected]
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    1716 hours ago

    When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

  • @PunchingWood
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    16 hours ago

    I clicked it twice just to make sure 👌

  • Jessica
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    216 hours ago

    Don’t tell me what to do!

    I still upvoted though.