• @stupidcasey
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    227 hours ago

    Not a very good matrix, that reset button doesn’t even wipe his memory he will be up again in five minutes.

  • @finitebanjo
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    137 hours ago

    Relax, everybody, he signed a consent form before having his mind submerged deep into a fictional reality while his body becomes used for weird alien sex.

    • @stupidcasey
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      386 hours ago

      Not exactly, he agreed to the terms of service of a Disney Plus account and the alien R**e Corporation was located on there property And the terms of service included wording including all services associated with Disney Parks.

      It won’t hold up in court but luckily the terms force all disputes to be handled by forced arbitration so legally they did nothing wrong.

      • @finitebanjo
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        76 hours ago

        Thats a cute fantasy but forced arbitration is illegal in weird alien sex contracts.

        • @stupidcasey
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          116 hours ago

          It was unconstitutional last year but Sonald Srump Was elected along with the entire government being replaced by Sepublicans and they rewrote the constitution in Alien court to remove constitutional restrictions on corporations.

  • QProphecy
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    4110 hours ago

    I always hate it when that happens

  • @superduperpirate
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    2710 hours ago

    Makes me think of the “My name’s Buck and I’m here to fuck” scene in Kill Bill.

    • @buddascrayon
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      22 hours ago

      Sadly, this just reminds me of Gisele Pelicot.

    • @scutiger
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      65 hours ago

      My name’s Buck, and I’m here to party.