• @[email protected]
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    So you need rice that’s dried out.
    You soak it in water, to prevent it from drying out.
    You rinse it to prevent clumping.
    And you fry each grain seperately, cause it’ll clump anyway.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      114 hours ago

      This is how the robots take over. They’re going to make us all busy frying individual rice grains.

  • @betterdeadthanreddit
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    265 hours ago

    I’ll assume they’re talking about breaking up clumps instead of the thing a serial killer would do and then just phrased it poorly.

    • snooggums
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      What they mean does not matter.

      It literally says each grain of rice,.

      • PhobosAnomaly
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        124 hours ago

        What they mean does not matter.

        Nearly every internet comment section for the last thirty years summed up in one line.

        • snooggums
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          34 hours ago

          Also the vast majority of human communication, which is so full of implications instead of stating things directly to determine who is part of their in group or to avoid conflict that people have a hard time just being clear and concise when they really should be.

          • PhobosAnomaly
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            I agree - there’s some large accesibility-like issues with communication, which causes issues for people where it isn’t their first language, the neurodiverse, or in safety critical applications. The /s is a fine early example of that.

            That said, if everyone stuck to basic facts and focussed on clarity rather than content, the world would be a mega boring place.

            • snooggums
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              13 hours ago

              That said, if everyone stuck to basic facts and focussed on clarity rather than content, the world would be a mega boring place.

              I’m just saying they should be more clear about the content in situations where clarity is necessary. It isn’t like science is boring because the communication about black holes and nuclear explosions is clear and direct in those settings. Science is the best example of blending clarity where it is needed and humor/sarcasm/throwing shade for fun when clarity isn’t as important.

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_organisms_named_after_famous_people_(born_1950–present)

      • @betterdeadthanreddit
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        54 hours ago

        Which would be a poor but not completely unreasonable way to describe what happens when you squish a clump to split it into individual grains so the oil can cook it evenly instead of making an oily white rice ball that has a fried outer surface.

  • @affiliate
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    33 hours ago

    this seems reasonable to me. how many pieces of rice are you guys trying to fry at a time? you really don’t need more than 30 to fill up a spoon.

  • Haus
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    74 hours ago

    Fried rice is great for when you want to cook 2000 things separately.

  • Tux
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    75 hours ago

    Google AI sucks. Recomending you put 1/8 cup glue on pizza which turns out the result was from 11y old Reddit comment by u/fucksmith

  • Björn Tantau
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    75 hours ago

    Take frozen fish sticks out of the packaging and fry for 5-7 minutes from all sides.

  • @thenextguy
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    55 hours ago

    “out and becoming hard”?

    Ok, but I don’t see how this improves the rice.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      44 hours ago

      Are you telling me you’re questioning an AI that has no concept of hunger or taste or what cooking is on a matter of cooking?