• @betterdeadthanreddit
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    453 months ago

    I’ll assume they’re talking about breaking up clumps instead of the thing a serial killer would do and then just phrased it poorly.

    • snooggums
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      What they mean does not matter.

      It literally says each grain of rice,.

      • PhobosAnomaly
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        233 months ago

        What they mean does not matter.

        Nearly every internet comment section for the last thirty years summed up in one line.

        • snooggums
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          63 months ago

          Also the vast majority of human communication, which is so full of implications instead of stating things directly to determine who is part of their in group or to avoid conflict that people have a hard time just being clear and concise when they really should be.

          • PhobosAnomaly
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            23 months ago

            I agree - there’s some large accesibility-like issues with communication, which causes issues for people where it isn’t their first language, the neurodiverse, or in safety critical applications. The /s is a fine early example of that.

            That said, if everyone stuck to basic facts and focussed on clarity rather than content, the world would be a mega boring place.

            • snooggums
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              33 months ago

              That said, if everyone stuck to basic facts and focussed on clarity rather than content, the world would be a mega boring place.

              I’m just saying they should be more clear about the content in situations where clarity is necessary. It isn’t like science is boring because the communication about black holes and nuclear explosions is clear and direct in those settings. Science is the best example of blending clarity where it is needed and humor/sarcasm/throwing shade for fun when clarity isn’t as important.

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_organisms_named_after_famous_people_(born_1950–present)

      • @betterdeadthanreddit
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        63 months ago

        Which would be a poor but not completely unreasonable way to describe what happens when you squish a clump to split it into individual grains so the oil can cook it evenly instead of making an oily white rice ball that has a fried outer surface.

  • @[email protected]
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    So you need rice that’s dried out.
    You soak it in water, to prevent it from drying out.
    You rinse it to prevent clumping.
    And you fry each grain seperately, cause it’ll clump anyway.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      283 months ago

      This is how the robots take over. They’re going to make us all busy frying individual rice grains.

  • MeatPilot
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    303 months ago

    Usually 1 grain of rice is filling enough.

      • MeatPilot
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        273 months ago

        Absurd, I am a regular human with regular human appetites.

        Just curious do other humans like me eat more than 1 grain? Just seems greedy to not share with your queen.

        • @Pilferjinx
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          73 months ago

          We other humans usually eat 2-3 grains depending if the queen knows what’s she’s in the mood for.

        • @Randelung
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          It’s king now, and most of the world is proudly independent.

    • @[email protected]
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      03 months ago

      In some cases, enough not only for the guy eating it, but also for multiple people taking a bath in a nearby pond, about to come to your little house to eat free food in a while.

  • Björn Tantau
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    253 months ago

    Take frozen fish sticks out of the packaging and fry for 5-7 minutes from all sides.

      • Lord Wiggle
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        33 months ago

        With wheat a blue/purple grain means there is mold in it and when you eat it you will start to heavily hallucinate… After which you would die. There are stories of crazy people in the dark ages, turning bad on the streets before they died. Turned out they ate wheat with this spore in it.

    • Carl
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      63 months ago

      You have mold on the on the top right, and you burned some.

      • Lord Wiggle
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        13 months ago

        Ah shit, what’s why it tasted so weird

  • Haus
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    153 months ago

    Fried rice is great for when you want to cook 2000 things separately.

  • @iAvicenna
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    133 months ago

    Nobody gave the AI a time limit.

  • Tux
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    133 months ago

    Google AI sucks. Recomending you put 1/8 cup glue on pizza which turns out the result was from 11y old Reddit comment by u/fucksmith

  • @thenextguy
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    113 months ago

    “out and becoming hard”?

    Ok, but I don’t see how this improves the rice.

  • @affiliate
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    63 months ago

    this seems reasonable to me. how many pieces of rice are you guys trying to fry at a time? you really don’t need more than 30 to fill up a spoon.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      113 months ago

      Are you telling me you’re questioning an AI that has no concept of hunger or taste or what cooking is on a matter of cooking?

        • @[email protected]
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          03 months ago

          I’d say, OP circled the one that was correct.

          • The first and second points would have been correct if not in the wrong order.
          • You don’t use Basmati rice if you are making it specially for fried rice.
          • Yes, you separate each grain of rice and fry them as evenly as possible.
            • How? By declaring martial law in the Wok and beating down any clump formations until they surrender and go their separate ways, making it easier to fry them evenly by tossing them around.

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