• @Zachariah
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    531 month ago

    Why did Japan’s national daily newspaper steal shoes?

    • @draughtcyclist
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      241 month ago

      Glad I’m not the only one reading it that way

  • @T156
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    351 month ago

    Headline made me think that “The Mainichi” was the culprit for the thefts.

  • urda
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    51 month ago

    And let’s also not forget–let’s not forget, Dude–that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city–that isn’t legal either.

  • @wetsoggybread
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    31 month ago

    Was it a cat? Mine likes to steal and hide things under the couch

    • @T156
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      91 month ago

      No, it was a weasel. One of the other kinds of long, furry noodle creatures.