• @DarkCloud
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    101 hour ago

    i think the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition might be too principled and honourable for these guys.

  • Nightwatch Admin
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    110 minutes ago

    “A man is only worth the sum of his possessions”
    With Diaper Donnie’s debts, this is a terrific idea.

  • @xangadix
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    142 hours ago

    In this timeline, I need to actually check every headline, like this just to be sure. It’s exhausting

    • peopleproblems
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      32 hours ago

      I’m turn between laughing and crying that I had to sit here a moment and decide if I was surprised or make sure it’s satire. I’m not exactly convinced it’s satire.

    • @DarkCloud
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      111 hour ago

      He doesn’t have the lobes.

    • @aeronmelonOP
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      22 hours ago

      The Ferangi version of “going Old Testament.”