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  • @stupidcasey
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    351 month ago

    What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.

    • @[email protected]
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      81 month ago

      um excuse me your picture can’t be correct as birds aren’t real

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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    261 month ago

    That makes me wonder. I haven’t even been to like most of the countries on the planet, how do I even know they are real? 🤔

    I never even met any of you irl, how do I know y’all aren’t bots? 🤔🤔🤔

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      221 month ago

      That’s ridiculous, how can you say we’re all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.

    • @Jiggle_Physics
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      71 month ago

      You can rest assured I am not a bot, as you are just a figment of my imagination.

  • kamen
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    171 month ago

    Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

  • Pope-King Joe
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    151 month ago

    Hbomberguy intensifies

  • OpenStars
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    1 month ago

    No way, birbs are not real bc drones. But proof that horshs are real:

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  • @[email protected]
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    121 month ago

    This is a psy op from the government because it’s so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. “If it gallops, it spies” neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!

    • rustydomino
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      61 month ago

      Take your upvote and gtfo

  • Snot Flickerman
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    101 month ago

    I don’t have to believe in horses, I bought an Electric Monk to believe in things for me since believing things is exhausting.

  • @assassinatedbyCIA
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    101 month ago

    List of things that don’t exist:

    • Horses
  • @[email protected]
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    81 month ago

    If horses aren’t real then where is the power coming from the car’s engine? Checkmate.

    • @[email protected]
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      21 month ago

      Horses just measure the power, they don’t produce it. Read a book

  • @[email protected]
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    81 month ago

    its true, have you ever seen a horse? they’re made up animals, no real animal would ever look like that.

    except maybe a donkey

    • @Korne127
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      91 month ago

      have you ever seen a horse?

      yes!

      • Flying SquidOPM
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        71 month ago

        Are you sure it was a horse and not two people in a horse costume?

        • @Korne127
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          21 month ago

          Yes I’m not talking about the pet play

      • OpenStars
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        41 month ago

        Be careful, conservatives may be coming for you next! 🙃

  • FiveMacs
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    71 month ago

    Maybe they just really like the horse blankets thickness

    • @69420
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      11 month ago

      Textile joke. Nice.

  • @daggermoon
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    71 month ago

    Horses are just imaginary unicorns.

    • @[email protected]
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      11 month ago

      Unicorns that “lost” their horns identity as “horses” but that doesn’t make them less of a unicorn. If you are auab (assigned unicorn at birth), nothing in the world will ever turn you into a horsey. That’s basic biology.