Jailed for 15 days before being quietly executed where ever Putin is, being a bitch.

Only 15 days? Did he volunteer for the military?

In those 15 days he’ll have the worst behavior and be so rude and be sent to the rural work camp for a few dozen years

To their credit, they did make room for him.
He didn’t really specify what kind of room, right?

That is what happens when you don’t put proper specifications in your tender.