• @BetaBlake
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      621 month ago

      I love the idea that he is the biter and is mad that the cushions at this gym taste like shit

  • @MrJameGumb
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    301 month ago

    Which gym was that? I’m asking for uh… science

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  • @dohpaz42
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    261 month ago

    So you found Mike Tyson’s gym, huh?

  • @nnullzz
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    191 month ago

    Plot twist. It was their home gym.

  • @Agent641
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    131 month ago

    Never skip jaw day

  • @[email protected]
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    111 month ago

    I used to be a regular gym rat but got a couple of warts because people are disgusting and don’t clean the equipment after themselves.

  • IninewCrow
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    101 month ago

    Yeah … I was never a fan of that idea … let’s go to a public gym full of strangers that regularly spill or can potentially spill their bodily fluids.

    • flicker
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      131 month ago

      I just clean every machine before I use it.

      • Miles O'Brien
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        131 month ago

        Who doesn’t?

        I go a bit farther than most people and bring disinfecting wipes to wipe down before and after I use the machine. After seeing a gym employee pour half of one cleaning spray bottle into another and fill them both with water from the drink fountain, I decided I didn’t trust gyms to have proper cleaning supplies.

        By the time I die I will probably have spent a full gym’s worth of equipment in wipes, but for now I still can’t afford a home gym outside a couple free weights.

        • @SkyezOpen
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          21 month ago

          Can’t you basically hit every muscle with a couple free weights anyway? Hell, a kettle bell is probably all you need.

    • Bob
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      81 month ago

      Are you intentionally trying to imply that people piss and bleed on the machines? I think people generally just sweat.

  • @ApatheticCactus
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    31 month ago

    I don’t think bite marks last like that that long. My guess is the OP is the biter and faker.

  • @Sam_Bass
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    21 month ago

    Did previous user have an extra mouth on their neck?