• @RapidcreekOP
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    653 months ago

    If confirmed, she’ll be in charge of watching herself.

    • @FutileRecipe
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      393 months ago

      If that’s the case, DOGE should recommend to replace her with a mirror. Think of the savings.

      • @AdamEatsAss
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        123 months ago

        If you can reclassify the position as “tipped” you can get away with below minimum wage.

      • @fluxion
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        23 months ago

        Why hire a middleman to funnel information to Russia, surely Russia would do the job for free?

    • @[email protected]
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      53 months ago

      I’m hearing the voice of Jon Stewart echoing in my head, shouting desperately “THIS CAN NOT BE REAL LIFE!” on a daily basis, now

    • Zier
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      23 months ago

      AI is now in charge of the simulation, and your toaster.

      • @[email protected]
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        33 months ago

        And it’s not like the sci fi super smart AI that’s all knowing. No it’s the dumb GPT kind that’s like an intern on weed.

  • Hegar
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    93 months ago

    If you know anyone who works in russia focused intelligence who’s still alive, best say your goodbyes now.

  • @Zak
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    23 months ago

    There are good reasons to be concerned about Gabbard, including her ties to Russia and her meeting with Assad.

    Tripping some TSA algorithm isn’t one of them.