If it was the cheating case then don’t you think he should have beheaded her too? She’s equally responsible for such an act.
Did you miss that teddy bear on floor?
based.
Beast seems pretty chill for having recently been decapitated.
“That all ya got, Bub?”
“Ah well, as my mother liked to always say, ‘no use losing your head in tough situations’”
or
“To paraphrase the bard Shakespeare, ‘To be or not to be, that is the -headed’” then wryly chuckles as his life fades
Why doesn’t she say, “it belongs to my teddy bear, look next to the bed!” This has got to be a parody of the cinema trope where characters choose not to give the easy explanation that would solve the problem instantly
This shit is exactly why I can’t watch “romantic” comedies. Too many of them solely rely on stupid misunderstandings like that.
Not to mention that wolverines sense of smell would have immediately been able to tell the difference between a teddy bear hair and Beast’s hair
Was Beast watching them bone while pretending to read a book? Or is the sound of boning in the distance like white noise that helps him concentrate on what he’s reading?
Oh my god I’m an idiot, that’s Beast. I thought Wolverine just decapitated Sonic for some reason.
That’s some fanfic I wanna read lol
I love your version of the X-Men and their crossovers more
Based on the upvotes, it seems the internet (or this tiny corner of it anyway) thought you were onto something
I think he has enhanced hearing, so maybe he just got used to it in general?
