• @SpiceDealer
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    3123 days ago

    Me, 12 years old: “I don’t know what this Linux thing is but it looks cool!”

    Me, 25 years old: " As write this, I’m in an underground bunker in the middle of the Alaskan wilderness. The fascist government is currently looking for me. I use a 15 year old Thinkpad with Arch installed. I live off of tuna and spam. My only forms of protection are two AKM rifles and a Doberman Pinscher. I have a beat up Toyota Tacoma for the rare visits to the surface. I have a load of SSDs with pirated content for entertainment. I have only myself and my aforementioned Doberman to keep me company. Life is good."

  • @mossy_
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    1923 days ago

    How exactly is reading unix_surrealism supposed to help me use Linux distros?

  • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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    823 days ago

    Only one of them needs to be concerned.

    Should be just enough room on that floppy for one consciousness.

    • @SpiceDealer
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      323 days ago

      Ignore that reply it was intended to be its own comment but didn’t realize that I was replying to your comment.

  • @[email protected]
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    523 days ago

    When you can see down your sights well enough to seal the fate of a mata_bot, then seeing the correct C won’t seem so short sighted.