It seems everyone has a different sitting preference at the movies. I want the ultimate experience: the screen completely filling my vision, like I’m in the movie. Usually the third or fourth row. My wife complains we’re too close. Then I see people way in the back and it must be like watching TV the screen is so small. I don’t understand that at all. So, Lemmy, where do you sit with your popcorn and why?

Bonus question: best movie food / candy, and how do you sneak it in?

  • Izzy
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    411 year ago

    Middle Middle. The “True Neutral” of movie theater seat preferences I suppose.

    OP is more like Neutral Evil.

  • @Cross
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    311 year ago

    You, sir, are a psychopath. I always sit about halfway up as close to the center as I can get.

  • @krayj
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    1 year ago

    Distance from screen: 1/2 to 3/4 back (2/3 back being ideal)

    Horizontal position: as centered as possible

  • @Sequentialsilence
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    201 year ago

    As an acoustic engineer who would tune movie theaters, 2/3 of the way back in the center of the room. If it is a Dolby certified theater there will be a chair with a small plaque that is where the measurements are taken and the room is tuned to that seat.

  • @Sabin10
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    181 year ago

    Center seat, about a third of the way to the back. This is where we setup to calibrate the surround systems back in the 90s and I’m not aware of any change to this so I still sit there.

      • @Sabin10
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        11 year ago

        Thanks for the info, I’m going to have to start sitting farther back.

  • @_cerpin_taxt_
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    151 year ago

    Very back row, dead center.

    Unless it’s a huge movie on opening night, I usually have all the leg room my tall ass needs, have a perfect view of the entire screen so I can take the whole movie in, sound is usually the best there, and there’s just something about the back row and having all of that free space for activities. I can use set my bag down, get up and stretch without interfering with other viewers, and something about it is just very soothing for me. It’s like a comfort thing.

    Same feeling I get when I go camping and have everything within arms reach in my tent, or in my car on a roadtrip. Something about that feeling just does things for me. Most comfortable feeling in the world lol.

  • @pyrflie
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    131 year ago

    Edge seat nearest the door. A lot of the movies I’m willing to spend money to see are over 2hrs and I typically have to piss somewhere in that time. A quick convenient exit lets me get in and out with no fuss. I wish movies still had intermissions.

    Bonus: Bit-o-Honey, just stick a few in one of your pockets. The body heat warms it up so it’s not rock hard. No loud wrapper, not particularly messy.

    • @Today
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      11 year ago

      Do you have the RunPee app?

      • @veroxii
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        31 year ago

        Not who you replied to but this is awesome. My old man bladder thanks you. Installed.

      • @pyrflie
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        11 year ago

        Flip phone, so no apps. Just pick my dash spot by need and feel.

        Most movies have a 2-3 min slow spot I can dash in. Then I do my best to peel porcelain.

  • @paganini
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    131 year ago

    I prefer to sit on the chair.

  • GolGolarion
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    121 year ago

    havent been to a theater since 2019, but i used to go for center of the rows. My main reason being that the sound is “centered” there, so it isnt behind you like in the front row, or in front of you in the back.

  • @Cameli_Hostis
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    101 year ago

    Regular theater: in the center, about 1/3 back from the screen.

    IMAX: in the center, very back row against the wall.

      • @Cameli_Hostis
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        21 year ago

        The screen is giant. Giant isn’t even the right word for it. And with stadium seating, you don’t have to worry about people sitting in front of you.

        It reminds me of how the movie screen seemed to me when I was 5. If I’m too close, my field-of-view won’t include the edges of the screen.

  • @Chickens
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    1 year ago

    Right behind the crossing lane and the never-used handicapped section so I can put my feet up. It’s six rows from the front. Only downside is every yahoo with a tiny bladder that insists on parking on the far side of the theater from the exit has to parade back and forth constantly in the movie, breaking the emersion.

    Bonus: a couple of airplane bottles to add to my coke and some raisinettes from the drug store where they cost 1/5 as much. Just carry them in my bag. No one working in the theater gives a crap if you bring in your own food.

    • arthurpizza
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      21 year ago

      The theater by my house is only $11. That’s worth it to me.

    • @SuperIce
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      21 year ago

      For $25/mo I can see all the movies I want. That’s like a single IMAX ticket where I am, so even one movie breaks even.

  • WeDoTheWeirdStuff
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    71 year ago

    The entire theater is designed around the center seat. Anything else is objectively wrong.

  • @DoomBot5
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    71 year ago

    The ideal viewing position is the center about 2/3 of the way back.