This sounds like something your cousins would say as code for “Wanna go out and smoke weed?”

Who the fuck is having open houses on thanksgiving? are we sure they don’t mean like houses with holiday decorations up?

HOLY SHIT!!! That’s an AMAZING deal! Get a home loan with 0% interest, and you’re not going??? Uhhhhhhh…Can I go house shopping with the people you know? Apperently they got the hook-up on the good shit!