• Sundray
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    55 days ago

    “So anyway, it turned out I was fine. Completely unharmed…”

    “Because you’re super?”

    “… because I’m super.”

    “Uh-huh.”

    • The Assman
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      85 days ago

      Pretty sure his cape is made from his baby blanket, which is kryptonian and therefore bullet proof. Lots of gun violence on krypton.

    • @jaybone
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      15 days ago

      His suit is made from his circumcised baby penis foreskin which went through a special fabrication process in a sweatshop on Krypton.